Writing Samples

Here's some of my satire and comedy writing!


Powerful Alien Decides Not To Eradicate Human Life, After Playing Disney Princess: Magical Dress-Up (2003) | Widget Magazine

Practical Tips to Romanticize Your Life | Medium

If I Were Allowed To Audition for Shrek in the Feature Film "Shrek" (2001) | Medium


If instead of reading my comedy writing you want to watch it, check out the solo show I recorded during the height of pandemic-induced lockdown.  It's like Bo Burnham's special except without any of the lights budget, or the years of experience producing wildly successful musical comedy, or the ability to play piano. Also I think mine is a little less sad.